Somnambulism and the Strange Things I have Done

Here's a brief introduction to the things I have done in my sleep;

1. Drank nail varnish remover
2. Opened tinned peaches and consumed with a fork
3. Wrapped a vaccum cleaner around myself and climbed into a wardrobe
4. Made tea
5. Buttered Crackers
6. Gone out to the car. Naked. For chocolate.
7. Removed everything on the coffee table and placed it on the floor
8. Tipped a bowl of cereal and milk into the bed
9. Attempted to climb up the wall above the headboard on my hands and knees
10. Walked repeatedly into a overhead cupboard until I cut my forehead open. In a friend's house.
11. Drank out of a hot water bottle
12. Put a suit on and got back in to bed
13. Started to have a shower
14. Woken up a dormitory of girl guides calling out to be rescued
15. Lined cans up in size order on the kitchen side

This is why a blog seemed like a way to raise awareness of the obvious pain I put my husband through on a regular basis!

Incidently, I'm sure all of these things cause and cure cancer according to the Daily Mail!